Archive for April, 2009
Why does my dog snap at my puppy over toys or bones, but he always lets her eat first?
By: pwacheri
Old Indian Witch Doctor Squaw #1 (Shaggy Dog Story)?
Finally, she went to an Old Indian Witch Doctor Squaw who lived nearby and was famous for her healing powers. The Old Indian Witch Doctor Squaw said that the zoo lady would have to find a very specific type of Mynah bird and feed two of them to each dolphin. After eating the Mynah birds, the dolphins would get better and, in fact, live forever. They would never die.
The problem was finding the Mynah birds. The zoo lady finally heard that there were four of these Mynah birds for sale at a pet store in Dallas, but they cost $5000 each.
She didn’t have the $20,000
So she decided to steal them. One night she went to the pet store, stole the Mynahs and returned to the tourist zoo. As she was tip-toeing towards the dolphins’ pool, she tripped over the old, staid lion who let out a roar and brought the cops who arrested the zoo lady.
What did they arrest her for? Why for “transporting Mynahs over a staid lion for immortal porpoises!”, of course!
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If you can’t figure out the pun, I’ll post it in a couple of days . . .
Note: the pun comes from the Mann Act in the U.S. which forbids ” carrying minors across a state line for immoral purposes” . . .
By: WittyWeasel™
How do you find breeders for specific dogs? I want a toy terrier?
By: stacey t
a male dog can breed at?(chihuahua)?
Thank you
And while im at it. the mom of my chihuahua was 8 lb, and the dad was 4lb….
my dog is 4 months an di about 6 lbs? is it normal?
By: -xo-Cupcake<3
Is there any way to help mend my cat and dog drama?
We just adopted a new kitten yesterday and things are NOT going well between him and my five year old chihuahua. I posted a question not too long ago before I got the cat, asking how to do some proper introductions. I’ve been keeping them in seperate rooms–the cat seems to favor the basement for now and still sleeps in his cat carrier (we leave the door open and put some towels in there, so it’s like a little bed for him. My dog is going NUTS. She’s gotten terribly clingy. We adopted her about four months ago and she seems to know the word “cat”..we’re thinking perhaps that’s why the owners got rid of her, because they got a cat and she got clingy and obnoxious. Is there any way at all to help ease this? The poor thing wants to come upstairs but is too terrified of the dog’s yipping and growling. And I’m tired of spending half my day in the basement trying to get the cat used to me!
Any help would be great.
By: AnnaBananna
Are all Yorkshire dogs really that hairy?
By: Rey M
What is the penalty for the sale of marjuana within 1000 feet of parks and conspiracy to sale cocaine?
By: minnie11992
What will my dog weight be?
By: Jennifer K
We bought Rid Worm Liquid by Hartz to get rid of our puppies hookworms, the instructions don’t say?
By: anna
Do you know what it takes to be a responsible dog breeder?
http://www.akc.org/breeders/resp_breeding/Articles/breeder.cfm
http://st15.startlogic.com/~justonel/breeder.html
here is another link:
http://learntobreed.com/
By: Shepherdgirl §









