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she is 6 years old but in dog years shes 49 whenever she pees she gets in trouble what should i do?

By: little cheerleader♥

Family-Episode 11 Season 2-News-
“Vanessa, you idiot!” Robot yelled at her. He grabbed her body and threw her torwards to the wall and she burst to Lego pieces. He then idiotically slammed hisself too into the wall bursting into pieces too. The dog was ruffing about the television that told of some new NEWS casters while Vanessa and Robot were putting their selfs together. “Let’s go to the audtion,” Robot said.
“No, we shouldn’t,” Vanessa barged in.
“D*** b****!” Robot begins to choke Vanessa and then she chokes him and then the dog jumps up and Robot chokes the dog’s head too with one hand. After a few seconds, everyone was apart on the floor. Jago comes in from the door. “Why do they always kill each other?” At the auditions: Everyone messed up and got rejected except the last group…When Robot sat down he yelled out, “This seat is hot! It’s red! It’s a red seat!”
“It’s just a chair!” The director yelled back. A while later…The news went perfect! They all got the job! “AND NOW THE CHANNEL 6 NEWS AT TEN!” The annoucer said. “Good evening, I’m Vanessa Mendez,” she addressed, “And I’m Robot,” Robot said. “Jon Bine Ramsey’s killer is in bars…of candies!!” Vanessa started. “On Hersheys, OH HENRY, LOOK, and-”
“What the -BLEEP- are those names for candies!?” Robot interrupted.
“There is a cure for cancer, scorpions from Africa and I am not kidding! See my eyes-I mean it and I tell you I’m not lying!” Robot got close to the screen.
“And the bird flu, where is it now? And how come WE never die from it? Well the REAL world can deal with that s***. Don’t trust your government,” Vanessa wishpered the last part to the screen.
“And now the wheather with-THE D*** DOG! Will show us it,” Robot yelled crazy.
“Ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff,” the dog said in it’s language.
“Thank you dog, now with sports with Jago Night,” Vanessa adressed Jago.
“In sports…OH WHO GIVES A -BLEEP-’IN -BLEEP-’S DONKEY’S A**!!” Jago huffed and puffed(it’s not little riding hood).(toon)News went by. Crazy times were bisexual. Those times were of little Rieces Pieces and all those times were pieces of crap!! Yeah, CRAP!”(toon over)
“Were cancelling the news,” the director said.
“WHAT!!!!!!” The group screamed and that scream sent a woman’s wig and ***** off(transvestite), a crew member’s skin flew off and a obese woman sweat so hard that she lost a ton of weight.
“We need news!” Vanessa commanded.
“Another network bought this network and will replace the a lot of people, especially the news people, bye,” the background was being taken down as the director and crew left. All four looked at each other and killed each other in a instant. THE END!

By: The Creativity Master

I got him a couple days ago and renamed him Taz ( Lucky is so cliche). Working on his house breaking but he hates his crate. i only put him in when i leave for school. i would put him in at night too but he barks a lot when we put him in his crate even when i leave for school. i think he has separation anxiety. should i get a citronella bark collar?

any tips will help. thanks

By: anzh86

For example, would my cat have the same cool personality he has if he were raised by someone else? Or do you think they are born with their personality?

By: kg22

Hi I wanted to spend a lot of money on a puppy training it - about 28 thousand dollars to teach him a lot of commands and to teach him to pick up the phone when it rings, open doors, push my wheelchair and help me cross the streets when the lights are green. I live in california and I looked at the smartest border collie that lives in england right now his name is benji and is owned by clive pedley I offered the owner 20k but he refused. the dog knows the name of different toys and people and also knows obedience commands. it also brings whatever you tell him to bring. He can open the fridge and bring whatever you desire and he picks up the trash on the floor and puts it inside the trash can. He also barks when you tell him to bark and silence when u tell him to.

thank you

By: randbj

Now I keep hearing people who own AKC dogs, not necessarily for show but im guessing they want a ‘pure bred dog’ and not always necessarily for breeding.

I was just curious about it so i looked it up, and it said that an AKC An AKC Certified Pedigree is a listing of the selected dog’s ancestry for three or four generations. It includes the registration numbers, registered names, coat colors and Stud Book dates.

But i guess the only way you can have an AKC dog is if you buy it from an AKC breeder.

My thing is its not like you can have 4 Pomeranian dogs without papers, 2 males and two females. You breed two with each other, then a dog out of each of the two litters is then breed and so on. Is there any way of having a dog certified unless they are only strictly first AKC.

-I for one dont know about this that is why im asking I just find it interesting. Im not looking to breed, the only dog i have is spayed I was just wondering.

By: GoldGriffen

Curious as to how many clean their dogs after they go potty outside/wherever. I use baby wipes on both “front” and “back” and under their tails. My dogs are on my rugs, in our beds, etc, and I don’t want “crumbs” or *** smell, plus, I think they like being clean because they stand there and let me do it. Both of mine are girls.
PS - I think of dogs as kids with fur so i treat them the same way I raised my child.

By: Teresa

What do I do? HE is acting tired and lathargic. His ears are not perky his tail while wagging, is not his usual happy wag! When the doorbell rang, he did give a good long bark and jumped about but now he is just sad looking. Should I be worried?

By: brie

I found my dog like 4-5 years ago during the early winter. And well we kept her and she turned into a rez dog.. Everyday when we come back from somewhere. Her bottom is covered with dry mud and other junk. And her fur comes into a furball…Her fur comes into a crunched up ball. And her fur is dirty all the time and it’s hard for me to groom her most of the time. And my grandma is thinking of getting rid of her cause she is a homely looking dog. Where only 30 miles away from a big town that has a pet grooming place and my grandma doesn’t like going back and forth. So I thought I could groom the dog by myself. Cut most of the clumps of fur off too, and wash her. This dog doesn’t like getting wet she likes rolling in the mud. How should I do this?

By: Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄ƷNative GurlƸ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ

My friends Doberman dogs life was spared today, after the Judge concluded that the Child provoked the dog to attack, by hitting and kicking the poor thing.
My Friend compensated them financial of course.

Sadly most dogs are always blamed for defending them self.
People murder people and are not euthinized in return.
But if a dog bites a person, some people are out for blood and get a power trip and want to murder the dog immediately.

Have you ever seen or heard of a situation where an innocent dog was severely provoked into defending it self from being tortured by an out of control brat that was not being supervised.

By: Sahara